Elon Musk considering buying Hasbro for Dungeons & Dragons

He's at it again.

Elon Musk, the real Vice President-elect, has replied to a tweet from known far right lunatic Ian Miles Cheong, whining about how Dungeons & Dragons is "woke" (as in catering towards people that the far right typically aren't too fond of, namely LGBTQ+ folk), asking, and I quote: "How much is Hasbro?".

When will this guy learn that everything he touches dies instantly, I mean, look how abysmal Twitter is doing compared to their rival Bluesky, if he buys Hasbro, it's game over for our ol' pal Optimus Prime. I even got a quote for this too:

It's also worth noting that, while Hasbro owns Dungeons & Dragons, it's significantly MUCH cheaper to just buy the IP alone, and we all know how much our VP-elect loves money, Hell, he even paywalls the most basic of features behind Twitter Blue.

Frankly, I thought F.A.T.A.L. would be more up his alley, but maybe that's just me.