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Steak 'n Shake snaps
Steak 'n Shake Headquarters in Indianapolis I've got no words for this one, honestly. Back in February the fast food chain announced it...
Nova
Mar 81 min read


TikTok, the Witch is Dead
It's official, TikTok is no more. In the US that is. The Wikipedia article was inevitably changed from "is" to "was" for a moment despite...
Isaac Wykes
Jan 191 min read


Big Lots has fallen.
Big Lots, Inc. has recently announced the closure of all of their retail stores today. While there was a planned sale of the company to...
Nova
Dec 19, 20241 min read


New Enron CEO gets the Bill Gates treatment
In only a week after the announcement of Enron's "revival", the so-called CEO and aviary conspiracy pusher Connor Gaydos was smacked with...
Nova
Dec 12, 20241 min read


Enron is Back. No, We Don't Know Why Either
In a move we're willing to consider a "somehow, Palpatine returned" moment, Enron has come back. Like seriously, what in God's name is...
Nova
Dec 2, 20241 min read


Elon Musk considering buying Hasbro for Dungeons & Dragons
He's at it again. Elon Musk, the real Vice President-elect, has replied to a tweet from known far right lunatic Ian Miles Cheong,...
Nova
Nov 29, 20241 min read


Elon Musk reportedly starting AI game studio
The richest and most annoying man in the world Elon Musk has announced on Twitter that he is creating an AI game studio to, in his words:...
Isaac Wykes
Nov 27, 20242 min read


DOJ asks court to make Google split off Chrome
You might've heard about Google getting split up by our old "friends" over at the US Government, and the topic of this article is Google...
Nova
Nov 21, 20242 min read
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