Enron is Back. No, We Don't Know Why Either

In a move we're willing to consider a "somehow, Palpatine returned" moment, Enron has come back. Like seriously, what in God's name is their motives?

For the unaware, Enron filed for bankruptcy way back in the 2nd of December 2001 a while after it was discovered they were partaking in good ol' accounting fraud (Editor's note: We at The Zodiac do not encourage committing any federal crimes whatsoever), 23 years later, they come back, with a potential hint of them shilling crypto, oh goody!

Let us clarify, this is most likely just a parody, their terms of conditions page says so, but gonna be honest, wouldn't it be funny if they came back for real?

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