Video of Trump kissing Elon Musk's feet plays in federal dept. cafeteria

I am so sorry you have to look at this.

That is a headline I never thought I would ever write, but this is the world we live in now.

This morning, Department of Housing and Urban Development workers were greeted by a looping video of Donald Trump kissing and massaging Elon Musk's bare feet overlayed with the text "LONG LIVE THE REAL KING" in bold white Arial letters, which played on monitors all throughout the building. I promise you, I am not making this up.

My friend alerted me to this a couple of minutes ago, telling me I had to make a Zodiac article about it. I genuinely couldn't believe my fucking eyes. Had the Trump administration really sunk to an all time low? Well, no. Not yet at least.

First and foremost, the video is AI generated. Not that I doubt Trump and Musk get up to some kinky shenanigans when in private, but you may have noticed a rather glaring detail: Elon has two left feet. Again, not that it doesn't add to the hilarity of the entire thing, but this is not a genuine video of Trump going to town on Elon's musky grippers.

The video playing in a federal building however, is legitimate. The most likely reason for this is that hackers got into the monitors and played the video, although there is a small chance that this is the doing of a disgruntled HUD employee fed up with the Trump administration. Which, come to think of it, is rather impressive considering that he's been in office for only close to 3 months now.

A HUD spokesperson, Kasey Lovett, told Forbes that the video was “another waste of taxpayer dollars and resources” and that “appropriate action” would be taken, like most of Trump's executive orders haven't been wastes of time and money.

Overall, this video is just another small piece of what will eventually be the "legacy" of Donald J. Trump, one of the worst and most insane presidents to ever take office. Strap in folks, because it's gonna be a bumpy 4 years.